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Episode Twenty-Five

Who you gonna call...? The Sexorcist!

The Sexorcist
by Kiki Wellington
Release the demon!! Let the power of the Sexorcist compel you!! Join Britney and Brad for this sexy-scary episode featuring a horny entity pleasuring the guests of a haunted bed and breakfast. Beware: this erotica contains "seance seductions, erotic nighttime visitations, and paranormal pickup lines." This year's Halloween can't "come" any quicker!

October 26, 2017

Episode Twenty-Four

He looks like a charcuterie board!

Knocked Up by the Dom
by Penelope Bloom
I bet the next time she lets a stranger dominate her, she'll make him wear a condom! Join Britney and Brad as they laugh at Kylie's poor decision making skills when it comes to blindfolds, handcuffs, spankings, and hunky man meat. Will she keep her Dom's baby? Why is the Dom's name Damien and not Dominic? Why do our glasses get steamy when we look at this cover? You'll have to find out in this episode of AudioShelf: After Dark.

October 19, 2017

Episode Twenty-Three

What's going to happen to all three of those holes?

All the Best Men
by Cassandra Dee
What's better than bringing home one penis after a wedding? Bringing home three! In this episode, Britney and Brad read the summary for All The Best Men, by Cassandra Dee. Asking the tough questions here: How many ding-a-lings can one person fit in their body holes at once? Which M is gonna get the D in this MFMM relationship? Will this Maid-of-Honor stay friends with the bride after slutting it up on her wedding day? The answer to these questions may be in this episode; however, some may not because we just thought of them. Find out on today's #DurtyThursday episode of AudioShelf: After Dark

October 12, 2017

Episode Twenty-Two

Are Those Nipples or Milk Duds?

Room Service
by Chance Carter
Did someone order room service? The menu will blow your mind. Main course: Sexy Assistant. Join Britney and Brad as the digest this full course hotel erotica. Will the dominant business man break his only rule and sleep with his delicious-looking assistant? Follow along with this tantalizing and armpit-smellin' episode of AudioShelf: After Dark.

October 05, 2017

Episode Twenty-One


by Emilia Beaumont
Snakes, Vultures, and Sharks...oh my! Poor little animals subjected to sexual innuendos. What animalistic penis do you prefer? Join Britney and Brad as they take on this ferocious beast of an erotic tail (see what we did there). Will you prey on Emilia Beaumont's disturbingly sexy anthology series about a girl giving her step-brother a baby? Or will you call Animal Control on this group of brooding predators who seem to be fascinated with their peckers? Find out on AudioShelf: After Dark.

September 28, 2017

Episode Twenty

Shemale Mind-Control Sex Cruise

by Kimberly Hung
Where there's derogatory, there's controversy; and where there's controversy, there's Britney and Brad. Shemale is DEFINITELY NOT our type of language, but there are erotical books out there that still use this verbiage and we're ready to expose them. All aboard this Shemale Mind-Control Sex Cruise--where you'll find busty babes who use hypnotic powers to make you forget they have 12-inches of 🍆 between their legs! Hmmmm sounds...dicklicious!

September 21, 2017

Episode Nineteen

Taken By Vikings

by Claudia North
Captured and held hostage by sexy Vikings may be a problem for 18 year old Anna, but for listeners of this audiobook, it’s ovulation-inducing! That’s right! VIKING EROTICA is real! Have you ever heard of such a thing? We haven’t…until now! Join Britney and Brad as they grunt and marvel over how savage, DURTY, and lustful Chief Ragnar can really be. What do Vikings use for protection? I guess you’ll have to find out in this week’s episode of AudioShelf: After Dark!

September 14, 2017

Episode Eighteen

Babysitting Love

by JL Beck
Alpha males...check Single hot dads...check No sex with condoms...the jury is still out on that one. Join Britney and Brad as they babysit this erotic tale of a thirsty nanny who is on the hunt for a sweet, sexy, single DILF named Liam. Will we support Nanny Whitney on achieving the ultimate baby mama goals? Or will we want to call Child Protective Services on this horny duo for putting any baby in danger of CrAZy? Find out on AudioShelf: After Dark

September 07, 2017

Episode Seventeen

Teach Me Daddy

by Isabella Starling and Demi Donovan
Students! Listen up! Forget getting 🍎 for your teachers, it's all about the 🍆💦! Maddox is well aware of his less than golden reputation, but by doing one task that rotten past could all go away. What is it, you ask? TAKING LITTLE CORA'S VIRGINITY. That's right, in order to move on with his life, he'll have to have dirty, bed-breaking, mind aching sex with one of his students. Maddox upping the requirements for end of the year teacher gifts. Will we be screaming TEACH ME DADDY? Or reporting Maddox to the school board because no one should be shouting that in a teachers office.

August 31, 2017

Episode Sixteen

Take it From Behind

by Nikki Crescent
Do you remember those days when you used to provide anal stimulation to your best friend at camp? Well Andrew misses those days with his bestie Peter. So now he's on the hunt for that nostalgic orgasm and he'll stop at nothing to get it back--even dress like a woman. Will Andrew get his ass tickled pink and be happy? Or will he get too addicted to dressing like a woman and find out he has other pleasures he needs met. Or did Brad and Britney totally fuck this summary up and just choose to believe this erotic novel is about what we said it was about? Find out on AudioShelf: After Dark.

August 24, 2017