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Episode Nineteen

Taken By Vikings

by Claudia North
Captured and held hostage by sexy Vikings may be a problem for 18 year old Anna, but for listeners of this audiobook, it’s ovulation-inducing! That’s right! VIKING EROTICA is real! Have you ever heard of such a thing? We haven’t…until now! Join Britney and Brad as they grunt and marvel over how savage, DURTY, and lustful Chief Ragnar can really be. What do Vikings use for protection? I guess you’ll have to find out in this week’s episode of AudioShelf: After Dark!

September 14, 2017

Episode Eighteen

Babysitting Love

by JL Beck
Alpha males...check Single hot dads...check No sex with condoms...the jury is still out on that one. Join Britney and Brad as they babysit this erotic tale of a thirsty nanny who is on the hunt for a sweet, sexy, single DILF named Liam. Will we support Nanny Whitney on achieving the ultimate baby mama goals? Or will we want to call Child Protective Services on this horny duo for putting any baby in danger of CrAZy? Find out on AudioShelf: After Dark

September 07, 2017

Episode Seventeen

Teach Me Daddy

by Isabella Starling and Demi Donovan
Students! Listen up! Forget getting 🍎 for your teachers, it's all about the 🍆💦! Maddox is well aware of his less than golden reputation, but by doing one task that rotten past could all go away. What is it, you ask? TAKING LITTLE CORA'S VIRGINITY. That's right, in order to move on with his life, he'll have to have dirty, bed-breaking, mind aching sex with one of his students. Maddox upping the requirements for end of the year teacher gifts. Will we be screaming TEACH ME DADDY? Or reporting Maddox to the school board because no one should be shouting that in a teachers office.

August 31, 2017

Episode Sixteen

Take it From Behind

by Nikki Crescent
Do you remember those days when you used to provide anal stimulation to your best friend at camp? Well Andrew misses those days with his bestie Peter. So now he's on the hunt for that nostalgic orgasm and he'll stop at nothing to get it back--even dress like a woman. Will Andrew get his ass tickled pink and be happy? Or will he get too addicted to dressing like a woman and find out he has other pleasures he needs met. Or did Brad and Britney totally fuck this summary up and just choose to believe this erotic novel is about what we said it was about? Find out on AudioShelf: After Dark.

August 24, 2017

Episode Fifteen

Return Of The Bimbo Gun Series

by Neil Bimbeau
When a disgusting sexist pig discovers the "WonderRay," a powerful toy with the ability to turn ordinary women into brainless bimbos, it completely turns his life around! Soon, a slew of gorgeous babes belong to him; their fertile bodies made even more perfect with his powers. Does that make you want to throw up? Because it sure made us want to vomit all over the place. Join Britney and Brad as they denounce this horrid, chauvinistic, and tiny-penised set of stories.

August 17, 2017

Episode Fourteen

Dirty Princes: A Standalone MMF Menage Romantic Comedy

by Jo Raven
Illustrated by Letitia Hasser
Caught between two men? What if we were to tell you that you didn't have to choose. That's right! You can have two men in your bed at one time! Just like Brylee from the novel "Dirty Princes" by best selling author, Jo Raven. Brylee is your normal cat-loving lady that just so happens to be getting DURTY with two royal men at the same time! Excuse my French, but holy Menage a Trios! Join Britney and Brad as they venture into threesome territory with this episode--just Britney, Brad, and one sexy chocolate chip cookie!

August 10, 2017

Episode Thirteen

Under Pressure (Blue Collar Alpha Males)

by Aria Cole
Put your bibs on, because we're serving up sex-on-a-stick for this weeks dinner! I mean Durty Thursday! We're gettin' down and dirty with Under Pressure by Aria Cole. Join us as we construct the perfect meal out of Jean-Luc Martel, a chef with a rapid-fire temper, chiseled good looks, and a dash of tattooed, bad boy edge. When he meets Delaney Thomas, he'll try to put the sugar in her chocolate cake. This episode of AudioShelf: After Dark will leave you feeling full for days!

August 03, 2017

Episode Twelve

Breaking Daddy's Little Virgin: An Older Man

by Angela Blake
Those who have daddy issues go to the right, those who don't, go to the left. That's right ladies! If you're looking for older men to kidnap you, gag you, and break you, then you've come to the right place. If you don't want any of those things, then do what Beyonce says and go "to the left, to the left." Angela Blake's tale of male dominance could trigger a lot of hate and uncomfortableness. But for us, it's just triggering a lot of laughter. Join our hilarious cacophony and let's punish these virgins!

July 27, 2017

Episode Eleven

Spread Wide

by Falon and Nix Stone
Who knew Handymen had such HARD rules to follow: DON'T SLEEP WITH CLIENTS. Following rules isn't so easy for Hunter Ross, a Handyman who can't seem to keep his BRICK out of his customer's lady-parts. If you want something hot and dirty, look no further than Spread Wide by Falon and Nix Stone. This episode of AudioShelf: After Dark is going to make you scream for some handy CUMpensation!

July 20, 2017

Episode Ten

Cutslut

by Kim Jones
Hey CUTSLUTS AND PATCHWHORES! Do you have what it takes to be one of these? If you do, please tell us what in the hell a Cutslut and Patchwhore is! Join Britney and Brad as they talk about Kim Jones hilarious and inappropriately named erotica. This may be the best episode of AudioShelf: After Dark there ever was.

July 13, 2017