AudioShelf Books That Make You Blush


Episode Ten


by Kim Jones
Hey CUTSLUTS AND PATCHWHORES! Do you have what it takes to be one of these? If you do, please tell us what in the hell a Cutslut and Patchwhore is! Join Britney and Brad as they talk about Kim Jones hilarious and inappropriately named erotica. This may be the best episode of AudioShelf: After Dark there ever was.

July 13, 2017

Episode Nine

Cocky Roomie

by Faleena Hopkins
Let's make a drinking game out of it! Every time we say [Cock]y, take a drink! Join Britney and Brad as they dive into a situation that leaves a girl drooling at the mouth for her sexy new male roommate. Will Drew, mistaken as a boy because of her manly name, be able to control herself when it comes to Jake, the congressman's son who can't seem to get Drew out of his fantasies? Find out on tonight's scandalously cohabited episode of AudioShelf: After Dark featuring Cocky Roomie by Faleena Hopkins.

July 06, 2017

Episode Eight

Their Kidnapped Bride

by Vanessa Vale
Narrated by Kylie Stewart
Have you ever purchased someone from a Montana brothel? Talk about wrangling in a third person for your threesome-turned-thrupple! Wow-wee! Join Britney and Brad as they chat about the dangers and sex appeal of the first installment of the Bridgewater Ménage Series. Will Emma enjoy her life as a sex slaved wife of two misogynistic and disturbingly unattractive (at least from the cover) cowboys? Find out in this hilariously seductive episode of AudioShelf: After Dark...Yee-haw!

June 29, 2017

Episode Seven

Yes, Please

by Willow Summers
Narrated by Kirsten Leigh
Willow Summers has us brushing up on our manners as we take a quick look at her sexy novel: Yes, Please. Hunter is your typical "hot dude in a suit" who doesn't have time for mundane thing like hiring hookers. So what does he do? He opens up an admin job in his company that comes with some ... interesting perks. Olivia isn't sure what to do when she meets this HARDened workaholic, but her panties are on fire and she's ready to get down and dirty. Will Olivia get employee of the month, or will she be applying for unemployment?

June 22, 2017

Episode Six


by Lauren Landish
Our anaconda does want some if your name is Gavin, hun! In this steamy and *cough* super sized *cough* book, Lauren Landish gives us a different look at the stereotypical jock jerk. We follow Brianna as she, quite literally, bursts into Gavin's hotel room and gets a better understanding of why his nickname is Anaconda. With only a week together, will these two find true love, or will Brianna be left with a broken puss - we mean heart. This is one book that will leave you screaming JESUS!

June 15, 2017

Episode Five


by Scott Hildreth
WARNING: Single Hot Biker Dad Alert! This is just another sexy story that will set your kindle on FIRE!! That's right! There is no warranty for that tABlet! Notice what we did there? Because we're sure the main male lead in Rigid by Scott Hildreth has ABs for days. This is our second motorcycle romance book we've come across and it has us spinning our wheels all the way to church, because our dirty and sinful thoughts need to be forgiven! Join Britney and Brad has they talk about the molten-sexual tension between Sandy and Smokey. Can Smokey's heart make room for new love? Or will his daughter be the only girl he loves? If that sounds weird to you? It should.

June 08, 2017

Episode Four

Naughty Professor

by Claire Adams
Have you ever had an urge to do something dirty, but you can't because it's against your ethical decision making process? Well in AudioShelf: After Dark, you can throw your moral compass goodbye. That's right! This is the place where naughty professors bend over backwards for their students and when we say "bend over," we mean "bend over" (what else did you think we mean?) Find out on today's sexy episode featuring Naughty Professor by Claire Adams. Gee golly, we hope this After Dark episode gets us an A+ ... which means Ass Plus, obviously.

June 01, 2017

Episode Three

Seven Days With Her Boss

by Penny Wylder
Do you feel controlled by your boss? Is it hard to behave in your work environment? Do you find yourself making mistakes only to be reprimanded? Are you turned on by reading these submissive work-place rhetorical questions? If so, you're in luck! You're a dirty bitch and you need to make an appointment with your HR Representative. Join Britney and Brad as they converse and giggle about spending seven sexy days with upper management. Would you go on an erotic vacation with your boss?

May 25, 2017

Episode Two

Ghost Riders

by Alexa Riley
Do you like when sugary-sweet alphas get on their knees? Well, Alexa Riley does, and so do we! Join us for a tantalizing episode featuring a sexy motorcycle club who is bad to the bone(r). This series had us rolling with laughter and made us feel dirty in all the right ways--kinda like your mom...Oops, sorry, supposedly Alexa Riley makes us "immature." Vroom Vroom, baby!

May 18, 2017

Episode One

Borrowing Blue

by Lucy Lennox
Narrated by Michael Pauley
Join us as we scandalize ourselves with our first episode of After Dark, where we analyze Borrowing Blue, by Lucy Lennox. This gay erotic fantasy about a man who falls in love with his future brother-in-law's brother has our minds blown (wink, wink). Laugh with us as we discuss what makes the book's cover sexy, what stands out the most in it's seductive summary, and how well - or not well - Britney does an impression of Bradley's boyfriend, Eddie. So sit back, take off your shirt, then put your shirt back on cause that's weird and we were just kidding, and enjoy our first ever episode of AudioShelf: After Dark.

May 11, 2017