Those who have daddy issues go to the right, those who don't, go to the left. That's right ladies! If you're looking for older men to kidnap you, gag you, and break you, then you've come to the right place. If you don't want any of those things, then do what Beyonce says and go "to the left, to the left." Angela Blake's tale of male dominance could trigger a lot of hate and uncomfortableness. But for us, it's just triggering a lot of laughter. Join our hilarious cacophony and let's punish these virgins!