WARNING: Single Hot Biker Dad Alert! This is just another sexy story that will set your kindle on FIRE!! That's right! There is no warranty for that tABlet! Notice what we did there? Because we're sure the main male lead in Rigid by Scott Hildreth has ABs for days. This is our second motorcycle romance book we've come across and it has us spinning our wheels all the way to church, because our dirty and sinful thoughts need to be forgiven! Join Britney and Brad has they talk about the molten-sexual tension between Sandy and Smokey. Can Smokey's heart make room for new love? Or will his daughter be the only girl he loves? If that sounds weird to you? It should.

June 08, 2017

Have you ever had an urge to do something dirty, but you can't because it's against your ethical decision making process? Well in AudioShelf: After Dark, you can throw your moral compass goodbye. That's right! This is the place where naughty professors bend over backwards for their students and when we say "bend over," we mean "bend over" (what else did you think we mean?) Find out on today's sexy episode featuring Naughty Professor by Claire Adams. Gee golly, we hope this After Dark episode gets us an A+ ... which means Ass Plus, obviously.

June 01, 2017

Do you feel controlled by your boss? Is it hard to behave in your work environment? Do you find yourself making mistakes only to be reprimanded? Are you turned on by reading these submissive work-place rhetorical questions? If so, you're in luck! You're a dirty bitch and you need to make an appointment with your HR Representative. Join Britney and Brad as they converse and giggle about spending seven sexy days with upper management. Would you go on an erotic vacation with your boss?

May 25, 2017

Do you like when sugary-sweet alphas get on their knees? Well, Alexa Riley does, and so do we! Join us for a tantalizing episode featuring a sexy motorcycle club who is bad to the bone(r). This series had us rolling with laughter and made us feel dirty in all the right ways--kinda like your mom...Oops, sorry, supposedly Alexa Riley makes us "immature." Vroom Vroom, baby!

May 18, 2017

Join us as we scandalize ourselves with our first episode of After Dark, where we analyze Borrowing Blue, by Lucy Lennox. This gay erotic fantasy about a man who falls in love with his future brother-in-law's brother has our minds blown (wink, wink). Laugh with us as we discuss what makes the book's cover sexy, what stands out the most in it's seductive summary, and how well - or not well - Britney does an impression of Bradley's boyfriend, Eddie. So sit back, take off your shirt, then put your shirt back on cause that's weird and we were just kidding, and enjoy our first ever episode of AudioShelf: After Dark.

May 11, 2017

HOTNESS ALERT!! Get ready to be scandalized with this brand spankin' new segment that we are calling "AudioShelf: After Dark". Travel through the adults only section of the book store with us as we read the hottest, juiciest, and questionable descriptions of today's erotica. We promise, it's gonna get weird.

May 04, 2017